To Ernest Borgnine: "Look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
To Joey Bishop: "Joey Bishop, who passed away and wasn't told about it."
To Milton Berle: "I Love Milton, you were my idol when I was a kid. Now I'm getting shock treatments."
To Anthony Quinn: "A wonderful man, we had dinner the other night in L.A. Still eats with his hands."
To Johnny Carson: "You keep it up Johnny and I'm gonna tell everyone that you double date with Merv Griffen."
To Orson Welles: "Orson Welles has been a great star for so many years. This man was married to a great many women in his life, they're all flat now."
To Ed Sullivan: "Once in a while Ed, move you're body or they're gonna throw dirt on you."
To Robert DeNiro: "He's one of the great actors of our time. You ask him."
To Larry King: "Look at you, you're schviting (sweating) all over the place. Do you have a home on Guam?
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